2002-10-01. Jesus wants to hook up
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I love the girl I sit next to at work:

Mandi: *sneeze*

Erin: Bless you... God. Bless. You.

Mandi: Thank you.

Erin: Jesus loves you!

Mandi: Really?

Erin: Yup. He told me himself!

Mandi: No!

Erin: Yeah, in second period! he said he wants to go steady!

Mandi: No way!

Erin: Yeah!

Mandi: I don't know...

Erin: Oh come on! He's so popular! He's the captain of the football team, he's out Lord and Savior...

Mandi: Yeah, but I don't like facial hair AND I heard about him hanging out with that Mary Magdeline.

Erin: Yeah, but she's such a slut and a lier...